Saturday, February 13, 2010

Things Not to Say to A Pregnant Lady

True comments made to me this week at work:

You're really getting big! Wow, you blew up!

You didn't look pregnant for a long time, but now I can even see it in your face, even your face is bigger!

L: Do you want to know if you're having a boy or girl?
Me: I already know.
L: Oh, what did the doctor say?
Me: It's a girl.
L: I thought so, because your hips are so wide. I told D that, but he said, "no, her hips were always big," so we really weren't sure.

4 comments:

  1. The last one was particularly awesome!

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  2. Wait until you get "when are you due?" after you've had the baby...

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  3. We skyped with a family we knew in Korea four days after I had the baby. The mom saw me and said, "Wow your a lot fatter than you were when you were in Korea!" I was thinking "wow you look a lot older than when I last saw you!" Someone also asked me when my twins were due. It sucks but I think you look great!

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  4. Wow, now now's what I call tact!

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